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“I have a mouth and I’m not afraid to use it.” – Entertainment Weekly
“I would love to do a movie naked; it would be beautiful. No one dares make that kind of film today. They did it in the 1930s in an arty way, so why not now?” – The Daily Star
“I’m just really confident sexually, and I think that sort of oozes out of my pores. It’s just there. It’s something I don’t have to turn on.” – Elle
“Women are the quickest to call other women sluts, which is sad. I haven’t met a lot of men who’ve said, ‘You like having sex? What a dirty whore you are!’ That’s because they wish their wives or girlfriends would have more sex with them.” – FHM
“I could see myself in a relationship with a girl — Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands.” – GQ
(About supposed nude pictures of her that leaked online while shooting Jennifer’s Body) “I had booby stickers on. If I’d been actually topless, I would have sued someone.”
“There’s a relationship that happens between my character and Amanda’s character. There’s a girl-on-girl kiss. This movie is so sexy. You better put on your sexy shoes for this one. Beyond that, before every kill, there’s a seduction that occurs.”
“I am pretty sure I’m a doppelgänger for Alan Alda. I’m a tranny. I’m a man.”
“When you think about it [actors are] kind of prostitutes. Other people are paying to watch us kissing someone, touching someone…It’s really kind of gross.”
“I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I’m also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who was bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never want to sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.”
“I would eat Rob Pattinson so that I could steal some of that pretty. I wanna be pretty like he’s pretty. I want that James Dean, that sexy-ass hair.”
“If you eat Chinese food, your farts come out like Chinese food. If you eat Mexican food, your farts come out like Mexican food. And milk, it’s like—you can smell the warmth in the fart.”
“Let me tell you what it’s really about. High School Musical is about this group of boys who are all being molested by the basketball coach, who is Zac Efron’s dad. It’s about them struggling to cope with this molestation. And they have these little girlfriends, who are their beards. Oh, and somehow there’s music involved.”
“I don’t like boys who are mean to their mommies. That’s a real turn off for me. And I don’t like boys who aren’t chivalrous. To me, not being respectful is a big deal.”
“I was never a bad girl and still not. I challenged authority in school a little bit but nothing like Jennifer. Now I just speak my mind openly. That’s who I am.”
“I like someone who has a super gentle spirit and energy. I’m really gentle, and so I like a boy who will treat me that way.”
“I’m horrible to live with. I don’t clean. My clothes end up wherever I take them off. I forget to flush the toilet. Friends will tell me, “Megan, you totally pinched a loaf in my toilet and didn’t flush.” – FHM
“I don’t want to have to be like a Scarlett Johansson – who I have nothing against, but I don’t want to have to go on talk shows and pull out every single SAT word I’ve every learned to prove, like, ‘Take me seriously, I am intelligent, I can speak.’ I don’t want to have to do that. I resent having to prove that I’m not a retard – but I do. And part of it is my own fault.” – Esquire Magazine
“Zac Efron is my obsession, we’re the same person. We’re not actually here, it’s like Janet and Michael Jackson. He just puts on his wig and a dress, and it’s me, and you don’t know that. It’s one of the greatest mysteries of all time.” – GQ Man of the Year Event 2008
“I wouldn’t regret [my "Brian" tattoo] if we weren’t together. I can always have a kid and name him Brian. There are options.” – FHM
“I think what I regret is that I would rather do something like that when I was a more established actress and I really had proven myself first. Now, people are still unsure whether I can act or not. I just don’t want to be one of those girls who are playing off the show’s popularity.”
“It’s so odd. I like the bad-boy types. Generally the guy I’m attracted to is the guy in the club with all the tattoos and nail polish. He’s usually the lead singer in a punk band and plays guitar. But my serious boyfriends are relatively clean-cut, nice guys. So it’s strange.”
“I don’t hang out in strip clubs so much anymore. But when I just turned 18, and dare I say, before 18, it was just my thing. I was just so happy to be doing something I knew my mom would die if she knew where I was.”
“I’ve done drugs, and that’s how I know I don’t like them. Cocaine is back with a vengeance, everyone in every club is doing drugs. A lot of people are on prescription drugs. Celebrities aren’t trying to hide it, except where people have camera phones.”
“Every time I get a tattoo, it’s a little f**k you to anyone who tells me not to. It’s weird to be part of Hollywood, which tries to control every aspect of people, from what they say to the color of their hair. And I like the way getting a tattoo feels.”
“Women hold the power because we have the vaginas. If you’re in a heterosexual relationship and you’re a female, you win.”
“Sex is something that everyone does, so why can’t I talk about it?”
“If I get stuck doing comic book films for the rest of my life, I’ll be really happy.”
“Michael Bay’s name, if it’s attached to a script, you know it’s going to be a huge blockbuster released in the summer, with jets flying over at the premiere and all that kind of stuff. So, I knew it was going to be a huge movie.”
“[on George Clooney] He’s sarcastic, and he has a different girlfriend constantly. It’s considered charismatic. He’s like this James Bond, sexy dude. The older he gets, the better he gets. It’s a double standard. To be outspoken, or different at all, is a problem for women. As soon as you curse or, God forbid, make some sort of sexual reference that’s a joke, you’re labeled a party girl. They don’t do that with men, so I feel it would be a lot easier.”
“[Director Michael Bay] doesn’t like really skinny actresses. He’s been traumatized by them for some reason in the past. So I always try to put on eight to ten pounds before [filming], and I’m always the fattest I’ve ever been when making a Transformers (2007) movie.”
“[on her Marilyn Monroe tattoo] I committed to having her face on my arm for the rest of my life, so I have to be a pretty big fan.”
“Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing.”
“Boys in their twenties are a waste of time. They have nothing to offer conversationally; they’re immature. I feel like I have a better shot with someone in his thirties.”
“When I go to a party, I always feel like I’m chum. Like my agent is just chumming the waters until I’m circled by all these dudes.”
“If I ever lose a role because of my tattoos, I’ll quit Hollywood and go to work at Costco.”
“[on Shia LaBeouf] He probably is my favourite person in the entire world. Shia makes me laugh harder than anybody I’ve ever known in my life. I end up crying or almost peeing myself every time I’m with him. So he’s just my favourite – I love you, Shia! And he’s really super-handsome!”
“When I moved to Los Angeles I had no money. I remember needing to shave my legs, and I didn’t even have enough money to buy disposable razors. So I’d wear pants all the time.”
“I didn’t decide I’m gonna be an actress cause I wanna be respected for how I play chess.”
“[on Marilyn Monroe] I just had an incredible amount of empathy for her my whole life. I cry when I see her on camera.”
“[on Angelina Jolie] She always seems otherworldly in her power and her confidence. I’m sure she has no idea who I am.”
“I think one day I could be a very good actress. But so far, I haven’t done anything.”
“I’m not going to win an Oscar anytime soon. I’m not Meryl Streep.”
“I feel intimidated by fashion. I hate doing photo shoots.”
