10. “Battlestar Galactica” Ends With Tony Soprano Eating Onion Rings
9. Megan Fox vs. Michael Bay
The only antidote to that overblown ode to robot genitalia known as “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” was the war of words that played out between Michael Bay and Megan Fox in the media. He took credit for her career, she casually mentioned (much to the delight of pervs everywhere) that time he made her wear a bikini under a waterfall when she was a teenager. The culmination came when Fox compared Bay to Hitler (much to the delight of Bay-haters). This is one of those geek fights that nobody wins. Whoever you side with, you lose.
8. Jedi Gets Tossed Out of Grocery Store
7. Linguist Teaches Son to Speak Klingon
6. Robot Hand Signals Beginning of the Robot Apocalypse
5. Star Wars Force Trainer Lets Us Play Beer Pong With Our Mind
4. Star Trek Phasers Become Reality
3. Gov. Schwarzenegger Tweets “Conan the Barbarian” sword
2. Obama Wields a Lightsaber
1. Megan Fox Snubs Rose Boy
Perhaps the most memorable moment from the summer of Megan Fox was the photo of the “Transformers” star (and recipient of the first Asylum boycott) being pulled away from a poor young geek as he attempted to hand her a single yellow rose. Undaunted, and with the help of some online supporters, the young fan traveled to New York City to meet Megan on the “Today Show,” only to be heartbroken yet again when she was bumped for wall-to-wall Michael Jackson coverage. One thing’s for sure — he’s definitely one of the only people who paid to see “Jennifer’s Body” in the theater.
